Good thing we haven’t written about Jay Reatard in a while. It’s also a good thing that my sister, Ugly Becky, can now freely go to these shows after her birthing news.

Doctor: I have good news and I have bad news.

Ugly Becky: What’s the bad news?

Doctor: Your baby is a ginger.

Ugly Becky: Oh god. Oh my god, no! How could there possibly be any good news?

Doctor: The good news is that your baby is dead.

Tourdates:

09.13.08 - New London, CT - I Am Festival @ Historic Waterfront Park 09.25.08 - Memphis, TN - New Daisy Theater * 10.11.08 - Columbia, MO - Mojo’s 10.12.08 - Chicago, IL - Riott Festival 10.12.08 - Chicago, IL - Riott Fest Afterparty @ Double Door 10.15.08 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick 10.16.08 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dees 10.17.08 - Ottawa, Canada, ON - Babylon 10.18.08 - Montreal - Cabaret Music Hall 10.19.08 - Quebec City, QC - Le Cercle 10.21.08 - Halifax - Halifax Pop Explosion 10.22.08 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Upstairs 10.27.08 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda’s 10.28.08 - Washington, DC - Black Cat 10.30.08 - Chapel Hill, NC - LocaL 506 10.31.08 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse # 11.01.08 - Atlanta, GA - Lenny’s 11.05.08 - Orlando, FL - Back Booth 11.06.08 - Tallahassee, FL - Downunder Club @ FSU 11.07.08 - New Orleans, LA - One Eyed Jacks

* The Black Keys
# Deerhunter and Times New Viking

We’ll announce more dates when we feel like it.