Dear Adam Pacitti,

I think I may be The Girl From Your Dream That Saved You From A Zombie That You Are In Love With.

Anyone who knows me can attest that the sketch you have drawn bares an almost uncanny resemblance to my visage. And yet, I doubt I will email you.

See, Adam, if you had met me in another moment, I confess I probably would have sent something charmingly confusing your way.

But, Alas!

Adam Pacitti, you are the right gent at the wrong time. Current circumstance keeps me shackled! Sweet Adam Pacitti, my vested commitment belongs to another, so it must suffice that for me you will exist as The One That Got Away, and to you, I shall exist as The Shrew Not To Be Tamed!

I have platonically noticed, though, your photograph with the bloke from the Kooks-. If you’d like to mosey over to D.C. September 8 for the Kooks show, I’d be happy to show you around the monuments, platonically, and pay for your lunches on my meal plan and let my roommate make us breakfast whilst we watch cartoons together in our pajamas, deeply yearning to succumb to the passions of Saturday’s sweetest morn over eggs and bacon.

Do not let the passions overtake us, sweet Adam Pacitti! I have loved you, oh I have loved you!

Yours, Amanda Pacitti

Kook’s tour in support KONK:

09.04.08 - Clinton, NY - The Annex at Hamilton College - private show, students only 09.05.08 - Montreal, QC - Club Soda 09.06.08 - Toronto, ON - Virgin Festival 09.08.08 - Washington, DC - 9.30 Club # 09.10.08 - New York, NY - Rumsey Playfield Central Park Summerstage 09.12.08 - Asbury Park, NJ - Stone Pony 09.15.08 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory 09.30.08 - Baton Rouge, LA - Varsity Theatre 10.02.08 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues 10.03.08 - Houston, TX - Meridian 10.04.08 - Austin, TX - Antone’s 10.05.08 - Tulsa, OK - Cains Ballroom 10.07.08 - St Louis, MO - The Pageant 10.08.08 - Des Moines, IA - People’s Court 10.09.08 - Madison, WI - Barrymore Theatre 10.11.08 - Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre 10.12.08 - Cincinatti, OH - Bogarts 10.14.08 - Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall 10.21.08 - Seattle, WA - Showbox SoDo 10.22.08 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom 10.24.08 - Sacramento, CA - Empire 10.25.08 - San Francisco, CA - Warfield Theatre 10.27.08 - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues 10.28.08 - Hollywood, CA - Hollywood Palladium

# The Eruption of Adam Pacitti and Amanda Pacitti’s Undying Passion Oh Oh Baby But I Mustn’t I Belong To Another Oh Oh Oh Oh OH OH OH ENGLAND OH OH OH OH ! ! !